Me behave? Seriously?!  As a child... 

I saw Tarzan almost naked


Cinderella arrived home after midnight,

  Pinocchio told lies

Aladdin was a thief

 Batman drove over 200 miles an hour

Snow White lived in a house with 7 men

 Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos

Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance

Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
 The fault is not mine.